March 2010
26 posts
I think I'm fine, I think I'm tough.
Until I start to fall in love…
February 2010
21 posts
Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads... →
lmao
RockFeedback - Feature - Fever Ray – Interview –... →
Fever Ray loves Miami Vice. Wow.
In which Colleen Nika breaks my heart.
ohrohin:
Colleen Nika: [via txt] Who’s Nicki Minaj??????
:(
Haider Ackermann Fall 2009 Ready-to-Wear... →
I keep stumbling upon the lost treasures of last season. This one, Haider Ackermann, was a surprise amongst Style.com’s usual Top 10.
Why everyone wants to #saveBBC6music | Music |... →
My lifestyle and my income couldn’t be more disproportionate. It’s almost like...
– Colleen Nika (via narratrix)
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POPSCENE: IAMAMIWHOAMI →
Wherein I bang on about the mystery eating all of us (3 of us?) alive.
Can Roman Polanski's The Ghost Writer outlive Tony... →
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Three’s a charm at Milk Studios | DANSK Magazine →
one of the many outlets receiving my #nyfw coverage
HER: WHY ARE WE ATTRACTED TO MEN LIKE THEM?
ME: because I like complications. You?
HER: because I like socially awkward people, effeminate men, and flawed souls and then I wonder why the fuck I am so unsatisfied all the time. Everyone qualified bores me.
ME: yup, you like complications, too.
THEY SAY
ohrohin:
via colleennika:
OH MY GOD
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE IRINA
NO NO YOU MUST BE CHRISTINA
ACTUALLY, MY NAME’S COLLEEN AND
YOUR MIND IS JUST LIKE MINE
ALL FILLED UP WITH THINGS BENIGN
With all due respect Nika, I thought they said you look just like Mira Sorvino?
That was one guy (but that name would work well, wouldn’t it?)
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THEY SAY
OH MY GOD
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE IRINA
NO NO YOU MUST BE CHRISTINA
ACTUALLY, MY NAME’S COLLEEN AND
YOUR MIND IS JUST LIKE MINE
ALL FILLED UP WITH THINGS BENIGN
SHE: THAT'S IT. JUICE FAST STARTS NOW AFTER THIS CUP OF MOCHACCINO I WILL PURGE MY BODY OF IMPURITIES.
ME: YES, LET'S PUNISH OURSELVES. [Produces a whip]
SHE: I LIKE TO REGAIN CONTROL THIS WAY. IT WORKS TOO.
ME: [cracks whip over her back] CONTROL!
SHE: WE'LL BE EVEN SKINNIER AND BETTER. LEAN AND MEAN, MAN-KILLING MACHINES.
-- Later --
SHE: I AM EATING A GIANT SLAB OF SWEDISH CHOCOLATE CAKE.
ME: NO, COLLEEN! LET'S BE SKINNY! [Eats nice, fried Chinese takeout]
POPSCENE: THE GAGA EFFECT →
As Generation Y’s first true libertine, Lady Gaga has killed off faceless pop, rendering an entire micro-era instantly obsolete. For that alone, she must be commended. She knows that music - even music for the masses - works best when it’s weird. We immortalize what unsettles us most, which explains why Gaga’s song, “Bad Romance”, with its disease motif, Hitchcockian sexual allegories, and...
man, fuck you, taylor swift.
ohrohin:
via enaek:
for:
1) my having to hear “you belong with me” at least once a day no matter where i go
2) your shitty-ass speech
3) making me root for lady fucking gaga over you
fuck you.
I hope you fall into a well, Taylor Swift. Or that when you wake up in the morning and look at a mirror four years from now, you see the grizzled countenance of Lindsay Lohan gawking back at you....
TRUTH
ohrohin:
The worst? Gaga losing to Swift for Album of the Year.